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two months on a couch.

so i’m almost two weeks into my 2 months on my parents couch and have accomplished the following:

- up-to-date on Mad Men

- acquired equivalent facial hair to spencer pratt

- 4 days of 6+ bowls of cereal in addition to my normal diet

- segal movies: 2  van damme: 1  tom cruise: 4

- 1, 16hr period of consuming only monster or coffee as bevs

- sobriety

- conquered a supernintendo game on medium-easy

- online dating activity increase

- +4lbs.

- meowed at my one of my parents cats for 3 minutes around midnight thursday

- rediscovered tumblr, yay!

i aslo did a fuck load of charity work and opend up a small grazing area for rescued animals in the backyard.